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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Posted by Old Theodore at 9:30 PM

Old Theodore: Please enjoy my brands! I write a draw a variety of different comics. I make a comic book called "Tough Tom Hells" and post various comics on my website tomhells.com. My full-time job is playing scratch-off lotto tickets. I am one of three people in the nation who derive their entire livelihood from scratch-off tickets. It is very time-consuming, and requires a lot of math. I have two Ph.D.s, one in Statistics, and the other in Comparative Religion. They are both necessary to pursue a career in scratch-off tickets. Everyone always tells me "You should do a comic about how you make your living playing scratch-off tickets," and I tell them "Nobody wants to read a whole comic about how some guy who draws comics also makes his living playing scratch-off tickets." I have that conversation about a dozen times a day. Please, if you know me, stop asking.

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